'Ignoring reality' Crewneck Sweatshirt 'UK'
'Ignoring reality' Crewneck Sweatshirt 'UK'
Reality called. We let it go to voicemail.
There's a cocktail. There's a to-be-read pile that's now a structural feature of the house. And there's a fictional man who has quietly ruined real men for us forever. The emails can wait. The washing up can wait.
Just one more chapter, then bed.
(It's 3am. We lied)
Description
The boring bit (apparently people like to know this)
• 50/50 cotton-polyester blend. Soft, cosy and less likely to shrink than your patience.
• Medium-heavy fabric for full blanket-burrito energy.
• Relaxed everyday fit. Size up if you want maximum reading-nook vibes.
• Printed using high-quality DTG printing.
• Cocktail not included. Sadly.
How not to ruin this masterpiece
• Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F).
• Tumble dry low.
• Do not iron directly on the print.
• Do not dry clean.
• Non-chlorine bleach only if absolutely necessary.
Delivery & Returns
Average delivery time (UK): 2–5 working days from order, printing included. In a hurry? Priority delivery takes 1–3 working days.
Every piece is printed to order just for you. You'll get an email with tracking once it's on its way. Shipping costs and options are shown at checkout.
Changed your mind? You have 14 days to request a return, refund or exchange. Full details are on our Delivery and Returns & Exchanges pages.