{"product_id":"dear-santa-uk-shirt","title":"'Email Santa' Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eOut of office. Out of patience. Out of f**ks to give.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eChristmas is coming, and suddenly every email feels like a personal attack. Deadlines? Not our problem. Meetings? Absolutely not. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe've got presents to wrap, food to eat, and absolutely no intention of being productive until January.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSanta can reach us by email. Everyone else can wait.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe essentials (then we're logging off)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• 100% cotton. Because we're not compromising on comfort, just our work ethic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Relaxed everyday fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Printed using high-quality DTG printing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Soft enough for doing absolutely nothing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Work emails not included. Thank goodness.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow not to ruin this masterpiece\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Machine wash cold (30°C \/ 90°F).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Tumble dry low.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Do not iron directly on the print.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Do not dry clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Non-chlorine bleach only if absolutely necessary.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Nicaragua\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":59037380018520,"sku":"28815803815634631465","price":22.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":58736717562200,"sku":"30477897941097662561","price":22.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":59037380051288,"sku":"19859327544462040303","price":22.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":59037380084056,"sku":"29238321789338829407","price":22.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":59037380116824,"sku":"14156408146298092067","price":22.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0981\/1869\/7304\/files\/20261104141114-1f1d8599-83cd-686e-b1fa-8ae53b5b2e4d.png?v=1793804910","url":"https:\/\/mildlyunstableclub.co.uk\/products\/dear-santa-uk-shirt","provider":"Mildly Unstable Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}